 -(  always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room [entropy@fluke.UUCP]
!-(  black eye
!-|  "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth." [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
!.'v (profile) flat top
#-)  partied all night
#:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
#:-) smiley done by someone with matted hair [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [Lynn Gold, figmo@lll-crg]
#:-o smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+=     Betty Boop
$$   for academic jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$$$  for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$$$$ for people starting up their own company [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
$-)  Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-)  won big at Las Vegas
$-)  won the lottery
$-)  yuppie
%    for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose) [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
%')  after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-(    hung over
%*}  very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{  lost a fight
%-(I)     laughing out loud
%-)  Elephant man
%-)  after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-)  broken glasses
%-)  cross-eyed
%-)  drunk with laughter
%-)  long bangs
%-6  braindead
%-<I>     drunk with laughter
%-\  hungover
%-^  Picasso
%-{  sad variation
%-|  been working all night
%-}  humor variation
%-~  Picasso
%\v  Picasso
&-|  tearful
&.(..     crying
&:-) curly hair
'-)  one eyed man
'-)  only has a left eye, which is closed
'-)  wink
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-) one eyebrow
'~;E unspecified 4-legged critter
( o ) ( o )    hooters
(-)  needing a haircut
(-)  needs a haircut
(-:  Australian
(-:  Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-:  left-handed
(-::-)    Siamese twins
(-:|:-)   Siamese twins
(-E: wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-)     secret smile
(-o-)     Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00) mooning you
(8-) wears glasses
(8-o Mr. Bill
(8-{)}    glasses, moustache and a beard
(:  (=|   wearing a ghost costume
(:)-)     likes to scuba dive
(:)-)     scuba diving
(:+) big nose
(:-  unsmiley frowning
(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-# said something he shouldn't have
(:-$ ill
(:-& angry
(:-( frowning
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) big-face
(:-) no hair
(:-) smiley big-face
(:-) surprised
(:-) wearing bicycle helmet
(:-* kissing
(:-...    heart-broken
(:-D blabber mouth
(:-I egghead
(:-\ VERY sad
(:-{~     bearded
(:-|K-    formally attired
(:<) blabber mouth
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(:>-<     thief: hands up!
(:I  egghead
(:^( broken nose
(@ @)     You're kidding!
(O--<     fishy
(V)=|     pacman champion
([(  Robocop
(}-8]     left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker, daves@hpopd.pwd.hp.com]
)    Cheshire cat
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
):-( unsmiley big-face
):-) smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-)    a schizophrenic
**   for winter sports generally [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
*-(  Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-)  shot dead
*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) [James Cameron]
*:*  fuzzy
*:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o) Bozo the Clown
*<.'v     (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X    party outfit with hat and bow-tie [Andrew Williams, awilliam@qucis.queensu.ca]
*<:-)     Santa Claus
*<|:-)    Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-))   Santa Claus
*L*  blotto
*|   for oh what a beautiful sunset [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
+-(:-)    Religious leader
+-(:-)    the Pope
+-:-)     priest
+:-) priest
+:-) smiley priest
+<.'v     (profile) knight
+<:-)     "Peace be upon you, my children..." [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
+<:-|     monk/nun
+<||-)    knight
+O:-)     the Pope
,-)  one eye ... and winking
,-)  other eyed man
,-}  wry and winking
,.'v (profile) has short hair
,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
-    Helen Keller
-  @=     messages about nuclear war
- -:-(    punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-)    punk rocker (alternate version)
-)   Jose Feliciano
---...    SOS (variant)
---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-) has mohawk
-:-) punk rocker
-=   a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-)    wizard
->-  for airline tickets going cheap [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
->=:-)X   Zippy the Pinhead [Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer]
.'!  (profile) grim
.'"  (profile) pursing lips
.'J  (profile) smiling
.'P  (profile) sticking tongue out
.'T  (profile) keeping a straight face
.'U  (profile) yawning
.'V  (profile) shouting
.'Y  (profile) whistling
.'\  (profile) frowning
.'r  (profile) sticking tongue out
.'v  (profile) talking
.'w  (profile) speaking with forked tongue
.-(  always should wear safety glasses [Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke]
.-)  Sammy Davis, Jr.
.-)  one eye
.-]  one eye
...---... SOS
.\/  duck variation
.^v  (profile) pointy nose
._)  suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten minutes now)
._)  suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~     hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee [James Revell]
/:-| Mr. Spock
/;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax]
/\   for camping and backpacking [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
0-(  scuba diver with a broken mask
0-)  Cyclops
0-)  arc-welder
0-)  scuba diver
0-)  smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-) angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B    message about Shakespeare
3   :-)   Bart Simpson [Liron Lightwood, r.lightwood@trl.oz.au]
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o cow
3:[  mean pet smiley
3:]  pet smiley
3:o[ net.pets
4:-) George Washington
5:-) Elvis Presley
6\/) elephant
7:)  Ronald Reagan
7:-) Fred Flintstone
7:^] Ronald Reagan
8    infinity
8 :-)     wizard
8 :-I     net.unix-wizards
8(:-)     Mousketeer
8(:-)     Walt Disney
8)   frog
8*)  glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
8-#  death
8-)  excited
8-)  glasses
8-)  sunglasses
8-)  swimmer
8-)  wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-*  just ate a hot pepper
8-O  "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
8-O  took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O  --*  just before doubling over with pain [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
8-P  reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
8-]  "wow, maaan"
8-o  Mr. Bill
8-|  eyes wide with surprise
8-|  suspense
8:)  pig [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
8:-) glasses on forehead
8:-) little girl
8:]  gorilla
8=:-)     Galloping Gourmet
8=:-)     chef
8===>     dickhead
8P   bullfrog in mating season
8^   chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8_)  don't get your nose out of joint [Andrew Williams, awilliam@qucis.queensu.ca]
8b   bullfrog in mating season
: )  leper
:###)     Jimmy Durante
:$)  Donald Trump
:%)  an accountant
:%)% has acne
:'-( crying
:'-) crying with happiness
:'O  Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord, cjl@ecsvax.uncecs.edu]
:'}  Richard Nixon [Charles J. Lord, cjl@ecsvax.uncecs.edu]
:(   sad
:)   cheshire cat smile
:)   happy
:)   midget smiley
:)   salamander
:*   kisses
:*)  Ed McMahon
:*)  drunk
:*)  drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before or while reading netnews
:*)  everyman
:*)  smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
:+(  punched nose, hurt
:+)  Carl Friedrich Gauss 
:,(  crying
:-   male
:-   prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, jeffw@midas.UUCP]
:-!  bland face
:-!  smiley bland face
:-"  heavy smoker
:-"  pursing lips
:-#  braces
:-#  mouth zipped
:-#  my lips are sealed
:-#  punched in the mouth
:-#| bushy mustache
:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$  mouth wired shut
:-$  smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-$  uncertainty
:-%  banker
:-%  bearded
:-%  smiley banker
:-%  talking out of both sides of mouth
:-&  tongue-tied
:-'  smoker
:-'| has a cold
:-(  Drama
:-(  boo hoo
:-(  frowning
:-(  has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-(  mad
:-(  sad
:-(  sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-(  un-smiley
:-(  )    You backed your car over my toe
:-(  :-   impotent (or let down) [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-( )     You stepped on my toe
:-() I stubbed my toe
:-(*)     sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0)     yelling
:-(=)     big teeth
:-(O)     yelling
:-)  Comedy
:-)  Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
:-)  ha ha
:-)  happy
:-)  humorous
:-)  smiley standard
:-)  smiling
:-)  the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-)   ,   outie belly button
:-)   .   innie belly button
:-)   8   Dolly Parton
:-)   <   slut
:-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...     nymphomaniac
:-)   >   celibate
:-)  -8   blue balls [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-)  -:   smiley with an erection [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-)  -^-: in need of some corrective surgery [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-)  :-...     taking a leak [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-) )-:   masking theatrical comments
:-) ---   John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...    manic depressive
:-) 8  -  female [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-) :-) :-)    loud guffaw
:-)!!!    Sam Kinnison
:-)' drooling
:-)) double chin
:-)))     William Conrad
:-)))     very overweight
:-)--     98-pound weakling
:-)-8     big girl
:-)-O     smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8    big girl
:-)-}8    big girl
:-)8 man with bowtie
:-)8 well dressed
:-)==     Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X wearing a bowtie
:-)} has goatee/beard
:-)~ drooling
:-*  Oops!
:-*  Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
:-*  after eating something bitter or sour
:-,  "Hmmmm."
:-,  smirking
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) big liar
:-/  lefty undecided smiley
:-/  skeptical
:-0  No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0  orator
:-0  smiley orator
:-0  user can't find shift key
:-1  bland face
:-1  smiley bland face
:-6  after eating something sour
:-6  smiley after eating something sour
:-7  smiley after a wry statement
:-7  smokes a pipe
:-7  talking out of side of mouth
:-7  wry face
:-8  talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8( condescending stare
:-9  licking its lips
:-9  smiley licking it's lips
:-:  mutant
:-:  mutant smiley
:-:  toothless
:-<  frowning
:-<  moustache
:-<  real sad
:-<  real sad smiley
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-=) older smiley with mustache
:->  biting sarcastic face
:->  deformed lips
:->  happy
:->  hey hey
:->  yet another smiley
:->X==|   smiley formalware [Peter da Silva, peter@ficc.ferranti.com]
:-?  smiley smoking a pipe
:-?  smoking a pipe
:-@  "I swear"
:-@  beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@  extremely angry
:-@  screaming
:-@  smiley face screaming
:-@  swearing
:-B  drooling
:-C  just totally unbelieving
:-C  really bummed out
:-D  big smile
:-D  laughing (at you!)
:-D  said with a smile
:-D  talking too much
:-D  wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E  bucktoothed vampire
:-E  has major dental problems
:-F  bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G- smoking cigarettes
:-I  hmm
:-I  indifferent
:-I  thinking
:-J  tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M  speaking no evil
:-O  Mr. Bill
:-O  Wow!
:-O  birth
:-O  ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O  uh oh
:-O>-o    smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P  Nyahhhh!
:-P  has a secret to tell you
:-P  nyah nyah
:-P  sticking out tongue
:-P  telling secrets
:-P  tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q  smoker
:-Q~ smoking
:-R  has the flu
:-S  just made an incoherent statement
:-T  keeping a straight face
:-T  keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V  shouting
:-W  speak with forked tongue
:-X  A big wet kiss!
:-X  bow tie
:-X  my lips are sealed
:-Y  a quiet aside
:-[  biting criticism
:-[  biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-[  blockhead
:-[  pouting
:-[  sarcastic
:-[  un-smiley blockhead
:-[  vampire
:-\  Popeye
:-\  undecided smiley
:-\  8o   after a cold shower [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-]  biting sarcasm
:-]  biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-]  blockhead
:-]  sarcastic
:-]  smiley blockhead
:-`  smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-`  spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a  lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b  left-pointing tongue
:-b  left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c  bummed out
:-c  real unhappy
:-d  lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~ smokes heavily
:-e  disappointed
:-e  disappointed smiley
:-f  sticking tongue out
:-i  semi-smiley
:-j  left smiling
:-j  left smiling smiley
:-k  beats me, looks like something, tho
:-k  beats me, looks like something, though
:-l  y.a.s.
:-l  yet another smiley
:-o  "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-o  Mr. Bill
:-o  Uh oh!
:-o  Wow!
:-o  shocked
:-o  singing national anthem
:-o  smiley singing national anthem
:-o  surprise
:-o  yawn
:-o  ^^^^:     after zipping up fly too fast [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-p  smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~ smokes heavily
:-q  smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-q  trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r  sticking tongue out
:-s  after a BIZARRE comment
:-s  smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t  cross smiley
:-v  speaking
:-v  talking head smiley
:-w  speak with forked tongue
:-x  "my lips are sealed"
:-x  "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x  kiss kiss
:-x  not telling any secrets
:-y  said with a smile
:-z  y.a.s.
:-z  yet another cross smiley
:-{  mustache
:-{  smiley variation on a theme
:-{  -__-:     after slamming the toilet seat [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-{#}     messages teasing people about their braces
:-{) moustache
:-{) normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} heavy lipstick
:-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-|  "have an ordinary day"
:-|  "have an ordinary day" smiley
:-|  grim
:-|  no expression
:-|  no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| 8( )- pregnant female [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-|| angry
:-}  "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-}  beard
:-}  lipstick
:-}  normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-}  pretty lips
:-}  wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-}  -oo-:     taking matters into hand [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
:-~) has a cold
:/)  not funny
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i  no smoking
:3-< dog
:8)  pig
::-) wears glasses
:<   midget unsmiley
:<   what pretences!
:<() African tribesman
:<)  from an Ivy League School
:<)= for those with beards too
:<=  walrus
:<|  attends an Ivy League school
:= | Baboon
:= | baboon
:=)  has two noses
:=8) baboon
:>   hmm, let me think...
:>   midget smiley
:>)  big nose
:?)  philosopher
:@   what?
:@)  pig
:C   what?
:D   laughter
:I   Hmmm, not funny!
:O   yelling
:Q   what?
:Q)  John Q. Public
:Ui  smoking
:Uj  smoking (and smiling)
:V   woodpecker
:V)  woodpecker
:X)  hearing no evil
:[   real downer
:]   Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^(  has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^)  3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
:^)  broken nose
:^)  smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D  "Great! I like it!"
:^{  for those with moustaches
:^{)>     moustache and beard
:_)  nose sliding off face
:c)  big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang, pyang@rice.edu]
:c<  big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang, pyang@rice.edu]
:n)  funny-looking right nose
:q   vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?" [Mark Baranowski, markb@giga.slc.unisys.com]
:u)  funny-looking left nose
:v)  left-pointing broken nose
:v)  left-pointing nose
:{   oh boy, the headmaster!...
:}   What should we call these? (what?)
:~(  nose put out of joint
:~)  Peter Ubberoth
:~)  needs a nosejob
:~)  pointy nose (righty)
:~)  smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~)  ugly nose
:~-( crying
:~-) so happy, s/he is crying
:~/  really mixed up
;(   crying
;-(  'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
;-(  beaten up
;-(  crying
;-(  sad face gets his lights punched out
;-(  sad or mad and got beat up
;-)  a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-)  beaten up
;-)  could be pirate smiling face??
;-)  crying with happiness
;-)  getting fresh
;-)  sardonic incredulity
;-)  smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-)  winking
;-)  ===8 circumcised [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
;-)  o===8     braggart [David Gundlach, david@marie.stat.uga.edu]
;-D  a friendly, winking, laughing smile [pardo@cs.washington.edu]
;-\  Popeye beaten up
;-\  Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-|  beaten up but silent
;-|  no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-|  says nothing but still gets beat up
;-}  leer? (terminal dependent)
;^?  punched out
<&&> message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX    clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-( disappointed
<:-( dunce
<:-) Vietnamese peasant
<:-) dumb questions
<:-)<<|   in a space rocket
<:-I dunce
<:-O Eeek!
<:>==     a turkey emoticon
<:I  dunce
<<<<(:-)  hat salesman
<=   for messages about housing in the Snow Belt [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
<I==I)    on four wheels
<{:-)}    in a bottle
<|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-(=     Chinese and doesn't like this article
<|-(=     Chinese and unhappy
<|-) Chinese
<|-)=     Chinese
=)   variation on a theme...
=):-)     Uncle Sam
=.'v (profile) has mohawk
=0== Mexican on a railroad!
=:-#}     punk rocker with a mustache
=:-#}     smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-( smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-) hosehead
=:-) punk rocker
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
=:-H football player
==#==     railroad crossings [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
===:[OO']>:=== has been railroaded
=====:}   snake
=t== Mexican run over by train
=|:-)     Abe Lincoln
=|:-)=    Abe Lincoln
>-   female
>-<  absolutely livid!!
>->  china man
>-^);>    fish
>:)  a little devil
>:*) Bozo the Clown
>:-( mad, annoyed
>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-( 8  *>-    for disparaging opinions on feminists [Phil Barth, <ICL.BARTH at SU-SCORE>]
>:-) devil [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-< mad
>:-> devilish
>:-I net.startrek
>:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-) devilish wink [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>;-> winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< ><     about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O->    General Custer
>>>>>:============  an asparagus [David J. Rood, rooddj@crtvax.vanderbilt.edu]
>[I  Television
>w   nose-thumbing gesture [jeffw@midas.UUCP]
>|(  Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." [Craig P McLaughlin, cpm00@duts.ccc.amdahl.com]
>|-> Chinese
?-(  about people with a black eye
?-(  has black eye
@%&$%&    You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@     you know what that means...
@-(  "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!" [Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
@-)  Cyclops
@.'v (profile) has curly hair
@:-) Indian (East)
@:-) wavy hair
@:-) wearing a turban
@:I  turban
@=   flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
@=   pro-nuclear war
@>--->----     a rose
@O=E<=    woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater [DJ Delorie, dj@ctron.com]
@l@  too many hours at terminal
B)   frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-)  "Let's do the beach, man!" [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
B-)  Batman
B-)  glasses
B-)  horn-rimmed glasses
B-)  horn-rims
B-)  sunglasses
B-)-[<    sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D  "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-|  cheap sunglasses
B:-) sunglasses on head
B^)  hornrimmed glasses
C:#  football player
C:-) large brain capacity
C=:-)     Galloping Gourmet
C=:-)     chef [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*)    devilish chef with glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
C|:-=     Charlie Chaplin
E-:-)     ham radio operator
E-:-I     net.ham-radio
EK(  Frankenstien
Honk!  oo---oo-Bo   semi-truck moving right [Michael Cook, mlc%gva.decnet@consrt.rockwell.com]
K:P  a little kid with a propeller beanie
L:-) just graduated
M-)  sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M    sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M:-) saluting
O 8-)     the angelic halo look [Andrew Williams, awilliam@qucis.queensu.ca]
O :-)     an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-)     net.religion
O+   appropriate for women's messages, surely? [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
O-&-<     doing nothing
O-(==<    chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-)  Megaton Man, on patrol! [Matthew P. Wiener, weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU]
O-)  cyclops
O-)  scuba diver
O-G-<     pointing to self
O-S-<     in a hurry
O-Z-<     in a big hurry
O:-) acting very innocent (halo)
O:-) with halo
O>-<|=    of interest to women
OO   headlights on msg
P-)  Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-)  getting fresh
Q:-) new graduate
R-)  broken glasses
X-(  just died
X-(  net.suicide
[8-{)     bearded smiley with glasses and headphones [Dave Straker, daves@hpopd.pwd.hp.com]
[:-) listening to walkman
[:-) wearing a walkman
[:-] square head
[:]  robot
[:|] robot (or other AI project)
[=   for messages about housing in Arizona [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
[]   hugs
\/\/\/\,8-O    really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-) french hat
\:^) gumby smiley
\o/  PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-) The Devil
]:-> The Devil
^(^  happy variation
^)^  ^(^  two people talking
^L^  happy
^v^v^     mountains [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
_:^) American Indian
_\\//     Vulcan salute
__.  properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__/~`-'~\_/    line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__   cat
`:-) shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
d :-o     hats off to your great idea
d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat
d8=  Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-) baseball player
g-)  wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __.    CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==<   CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i  CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-)  Cyclops
o-<:-{{{  santa [rayan@utai.uucp]
o/   raised hand
o=   a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|=    of interest only to women
o>8<|=    messages about interesting women
oF-oo---oo     semi-truck moving left [Michael Cook, mlc%gva.decnet@consrt.rockwell.com]
oo   somebody's head-lights are on
oo-  puzzled, confused
ouch... O>--<  dead driver/passenger on pavement [Michael Cook, mlc%gva.decnet@consrt.rockwell.com]
pp#  cow
pq`#'     bull
q:-) wearing baseball cap backwards
{    Alfred Hitchcock
{        :-)   Marge Simpson (Homer's wife) [Liron Lightwood, r.lightwood@trl.oz.au]
{(:-)     wearing toupee
{0-) Cyclops
{:-) hair parted in the middle
{:-) new hair style
{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-) wearing a toupee
{:-{)}    new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{:^=(     Adolph Hitler
{=   for messages about housing [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
{{-}}}    refugee from the '60's
{}   'no comment'
|    for bike fleet messages [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
|)   salamander
|-(  asleep with nightmares [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
|-(  late at night
|-)  Chinese
|-)  Same as :-) but poster is Oriental [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
|-)  asleep (boredom)
|-)  hee hee
|-<> kissy face
|-D  ho ho
|-I  sleeping
|-O  birth
|-O  bored
|-O  yawning/snoring
|-P  reaction to unusually ugly C code [The Grey Wolf, greywolf@unisoft.com]
|-P  yuk
|-{  "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) heavy eyebrows
|:-O (no explanation given)
|:-| excessively rigid
|:[' Groucho Marx
|I   asleep
|^o  snoring
||   for messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles [Richard Treitel, <CSL.VER.RJT at SU-SCORE>]
||*( handshake offered
||*) handshake accepted
|~(  "Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-(     wearing toupee in wind
}:-( bull headed
}:-( toupee in an updraft
}:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-) wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-< cat
}:^#})    mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
}:~#})    mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
}}\/=oo---oo  Crash!     semi-truck after collision [Michael Cook, mlc%gva.decnet@consrt.rockwell.com]
~ :-(     particularly angry
~'v  (profile) has long bangs
~:-( net.flame
~=   a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~==  flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
~M`'~     camel
~~:-(     net.flame
~~\8-O    needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O   zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~c___   beach [Kenneth P. Brooks, <CSD.BROOKS at SU-SCORE>]
~~~~8}    snake
~~~~~8}   snake
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